I
was not very happy to learn that my ancestors were sluts among Native
Americans. Apparently, Cherokee Indians slept with everyone (Berry). How else would I have obtained pale skin and protruding blue eyes? I always thought of Cherokees as
being the real friendly Indians, the roll-over-and-pet-my-belly kind of people;
pushovers. I was alright with that, it meant they were nice. I wanted to be related to nice people; well
little did I know that such kindness would lead to promiscuity. Maybe I'm
wrong, maybe they weren't promiscuous, maybe they were just tragic
romantics-going against the grain of Native American tradition all for the sake
of love! I choose to believe that. Shakespeare would be so inspired.
Sherman
Alexie makes me a little upset. I liked being able to say I am part Cherokee,
but I’m not a “pure breed”. I always had a thing for mutts though, so maybe
that love extended to interracial people as well. He is right though, unless you
have lived on a reservation you won’t know what it’s like to be Native
American, at least not a Native American who lives on a reservation. You might
know what it feels like to be a Native American who lives in the city, or maybe
you know what it’s like to be German, Irish, or Black with a little bit of
Native American in you, but you won’t know what it’s like to be on a
reservation. That doesn’t mean you are not. No one can take that out of your
blood! You may not know the culture
but that doesn’t change your DNA. All
though, it is kind of silly that someone who is 25% Native American will go
around saying, “I’m not white, I’m and Indian!” face it bucko, you are white.
That’s when the stereotypes start coming into play.
Stereotypes like the ones
mentioned in Mr. Alexie’s How to Write
the Great American Indian Novel. My “favorite” stereotype from his poem is “everybody is a half-breed struggling to learn
more about his or her horse culture” (Alexie). When people feel entitled to be Native American, well,
that is just greedy… and stupid. So then they go and search for the “Native
American” that lives in them and create these stereotypes. I, however can be
part Cherokee and that mean something… well not really something but it means that somewhere down the line someone slept
with someone who was Cherokee, and I couldn’t be more, uh, proud.
That’s
what gets me thinking, if the Cherokee just slept around with anyone, should I
really be proud? It’s not like I’m different or special, I am just like the
majority of Americans. So what am I even
writing about? I guess I agree with Sherman Alexie, just a little bit, I think
you can still call yourself a Native American if you are 75% or more. I am not;
I think I am 35% or 25% or something like that, so I have no “rights”. I can
say I have some Native American blood in me, but to claim a part of the full
race is a little much, or at least I am starting to think that. Maybe I’ll just
say I am a Texan from now on…
Work Cited
Alexie, Sherman. How to Write the Great Native American Novel. Hanging Loose
Press, 1996. Print.
Berry , C.. "Blood Quantum - Why It Matters,
and Why It Shouldn't ." All thing cherokee. N.p., n.d. Web. 9
May 2012. <http://www.allthingscherokee.com/articles_gene_040101.html>.
Frost, John. Frost's Pictorial History of
Indian Wars and Captivities. New
York: Wells Publishing Company, 1873. Print.